{"id":5620,"date":"2024-01-10T23:29:18","date_gmt":"2024-01-10T23:29:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wandasmaxey.com\/?p=5620"},"modified":"2026-02-16T02:33:37","modified_gmt":"2026-02-15T22:33:37","slug":"i-dream-of-hamburger","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wandasmaxey.com\/?p=5620","title":{"rendered":"I Dream Of A Hamburger"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-post\" data-elementor-id=\"5620\" class=\"elementor elementor-5620\" data-elementor-post-type=\"post\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6873eea e-flex e-con-boxed e-con e-parent\" data-id=\"6873eea\" data-element_type=\"container\" data-e-type=\"container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"e-con-inner\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-83ab865 elementor-widget elementor-widget-image\" data-id=\"83ab865\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"image.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/wandasmaxey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/IMG_8075-scaled.jpg\" title=\"IMG_8075\" alt=\"IMG_8075\" loading=\"lazy\" \/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-6f8f7b6 elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"6f8f7b6\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n<p><strong>I DREAM OF A HAMBURGER<\/strong><\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I lie in bed,<\/strong> a tall, skinny girl of 10 years old, powerless and puny. Since I didn&#8217;t feel well, I stayed in<\/p>\n\n<p>my room. Excused from answering Daddy&#8217;s calls, \u201cHey, get us another beer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Sounds of Mama<\/strong>, Daddy, and his drinking buddies drifted in from the living room.<\/p>\n\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I didn&#8217;t like to lay in bed,<\/strong> but at least I wasn&#8217;t Daddy&#8217;s little waitress for the men with groping hands. I<\/p>\n\n<p>was safe in bed, and hungry. Not up to par, but hardly ever so sick I didn&#8217;t want to eat. I had dreams<\/p>\n\n<p>of a big, fat, juicy hamburger, with ketchup, mustard, relish, onions, lettuce, and tomato. Better yet, on a<\/p>\n\n<p>toasted bun.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Mama fed us<\/strong>, and always managed, with her small food budget, to keep her family from<\/p>\n\n<p>going hungry. We survived on beans, macaroni, and brown bananas. With an occasional pork chop or a<\/p>\n\n<p>burger. A neighbor who worked in a grocery store kept us supplied with outdated bananas. For special<\/p>\n\n<p>treats, Mama made the most delicious banana bread, and home-made pies with those spotted bananas.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Daddy never went hungry.<\/strong> He made Mama cook for him every night. Around 2:30 am., after the bars<\/p>\n\n<p>closed, he&#8217;d drag in and order Mama to get out of bed and cook a T-bone, or a Porterhouse. The aroma<\/p>\n\n<p>of steak and mushrooms rolled into our room. The only thing we kids ever got was a whiff to savor.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Daddy worked hard<\/strong> through the week and needed his nourishment, so the steak was only for him. I&#8217;d<\/p>\n\n<p>never sampled his delicacy, but I longed for a big fat, juicy hamburger.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0The sound of someone<\/strong> coming into my bedroom startled me out of my daydreams. A man peeked<\/p>\n\n<p>around the curtain. Oh, no, <img decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-5642 size-full alignright\" src=\"http:\/\/wandasmaxey.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/Image-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"148\" height=\"148\" \/>not another one of Daddy&#8217;s drunken friends to fear. He came closer, but not<\/p>\n\n<p>too close. He acted friendly but in a rather genuine way.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cHi kiddo,\u201d he said. \u201cAre you flaked out in here? Or are you still movable?\u201d<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cI&#8217;m OK,\u201d I managed to whisper, grateful he wasn&#8217;t trying to touch me.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cDo you need anything?\u201d He asked.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cNo, I&#8217;m fine.\u201d<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cDon&#8217;t worry,\u201d he said, \u201cI&#8217;m not going to hurt you. I wanted to make sure you&#8217;re alright and find out if<\/p>\n\n<p>you&#8217;re thirsty, or hungry?\u201d<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cWell, I squeaked, \u201cI&#8217;d like a hamburger with the works.\u201d Dork, now where do you think he&#8217;s going to<\/p>\n\n<p>get a hamburger?<\/p>\n\n<p>\u201cA hamburger?\u201d He laughed. \u201cI thought you were sick?\u201d<\/p>\n\n<p>He turned and left the room.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I must have dozed<\/strong> off for a few minutes when someone surprised me and pulled back the curtain. The<\/p>\n\n<p>polite man from earlier had returned. A Divine fragrance filled the room, coming from a bag he carried.<\/p>\n\n<p>He walked over next to my bed, \u201cHere,\u201d he smiled, \u201cspecial made, just for you.\u201d He handed the brown<\/p>\n\n<p>sack to me, turned, and hurried out of my bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I tore open the bag<\/strong> and pulled out a huge hamburger. Super thick beef, resting between a freshly toasted<\/p>\n\n<p>bun. Melted yellow cheese ran out the sides of the still-warm burger. Mustard, ketchup, relish, lettuce,<\/p>\n\n<p>tomato, and a thin slice of white onion rested on top of the meaty ground beef. Unbelievably juicy. My<\/p>\n\n<p>mouth barely fit around the burger, but I managed, and it tasted scrumptious. Eating was messy, but<\/p>\n\n<p>flavorful, and so worth all the drips. Daddy&#8217;s T-bone couldn&#8217;t compare to the Grilled Giant.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0Honestly, the most awesome hamburger I ever had<\/strong>, even to this day, many years later. But, more<\/p>\n\n<p>importantly, the man who came into my room with no intentions of harming me, touched my soul. He<\/p>\n\n<p>wanted to do something to help a lonely, sick, child. He left his drinking friends\u2014and he didn&#8217;t grab a<\/p>\n\n<p>quick McDonald&#8217;s kiddie meal\u2014he drove to the nearest restaurant, waited while they cooked his order,<\/p>\n\n<p>and hand-delivered it back to me.<\/p>\n\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0I don&#8217;t remember his nam<\/strong>e, but I will never forget his kindness. \u201cThank you, whoever you are. You<\/p>\n\n<p>made an impact in the life of one sad little girl. 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